I can't dance, going to clubbing

Originally Posted by Methegelfling

Never ask a girl that. Never ask, just act in confidence.

That's hot.

But he's right. Just take her neanderthal-style. She'll like it. Although if she's telling you that you're too young, that's most likely a brush-off, unless you can convince her that you're more mature than other guys your age she knows. And boldly going for that kiss might be a good start.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Pull her behind the tilt-a-wheel and plant one on her. Then say, "There's more where that came from, sugar-tits."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Do NOT try to convince her of anything. Make her come to you. If you come off as begging, you'll never be able to recover from that. If you see that she's flirting back, make your move...with confidence.

Be confident, be flirty, and be positive. Absolutely no whining about your horrible social life or the fact that no one will ever love you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Do not buy her a gift yet. You will look needy and pathetic if you do.

Hopefully he sees that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by gaming

It's also taking too much time, something I don't have.

Why don't you have time? Do you have a terminal illness or something?

I was speaking idiomatically.

So basically this wouldn't be a relationship anyway, then, if you don't live near her.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?