eHarmony.

Originally Posted by Minion

It's not a question of "real" Alice. If you can't speak and you use a talking computer to communicate for you, is that being dishonest about yourself? Who gives a damn how someone behaves anyway? It's their thoughts that matter. At least that's how I feel.

Well, silly me. I guess if a child rapist wants to go out and party it up with a couple of 6-year-old girls it's OK as long as he's thinking nice thoughts. Behavior shouldn't matter at all.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I know that isn't what you meant, but how can you say that behavior doesn't matter? I really don't get that. If anything, behavior matters more than thoughts. Jeez, if I acted on all of my thoughts I'd have a harem of 24-year-old hotties living in a tent in my backyard. It's our actions that define us, not our thoughts.

How ya doing, buddy?

Curse you and your good points, SS!!

But really, I guess it isn't such a good idea to rely on anything, whether it's alcohol or a computer or anything else, to make you something you're not. It's just plain deceptive.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?