Mar 1, 2008, 01:09 AM
Local time: Mar 1, 2008, 01:09 AM
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I had to go to the ER a couple months ago. I went in at 12AM and left at 8AM for a 'stomach ulcer.' When I finally saw a doctor, they shot me up with morphine and gave me a GI cocktail, whatever that is, then proceeded to ask me questions while I was all doped up. I was just glad to have the pain gone.
The thing that got my attention, was the quick diagnosis they gave me (if you consider 8 hours quick lul), then I overheard the doctor telling the nurse "i get off in 15min," stomach ulcer my ass. He gave me a prescription for oxycontin and I was on my way. I then went to my regular doctor who said I just pulled a back muscle. Wondaful
This is why I avoid the ER if at all possible.
edit: i still have about 15 oxycontin pills. i am saving them for a rainy day. or when i want to zone out.
How ya doing, buddy?
Last edited by IdleChill; Mar 1, 2008 at 01:12 AM.
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