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Wojo · Jul 7, 2006, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by Brent

WE GOT LUONGO WOOOO! ALL YOU BITCHES ARE GOIN DOWN NOW!

I bet that's what the Blackhawks said when they got Khabibulin.

Anyways anyone find it hilarious how the Sabres entire team filed for arbitration?

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Wojo · Jul 8, 2006, 06:32 PM

Tom Poti signs with the Isles.

http://www.nhl.com/news/2006/07/276980.html

That fucking nerd.

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Wojo · Jul 9, 2006, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

The Penguins need to land some d-men or else they'll have another lottery pick next June.

Well they got one, Eaton from the Predators. He's a pretty solid d-man from what ive heard. He fills a small void.

Though don't be suprised if the Pens dont sign anyone for a while not counting Malkin. I think Shero wanted to trade for players eventually since some teams will be over the cap after these arbitrations are settled.

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Wojo · Jul 10, 2006, 09:40 AM

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=170991&hubname=nhl

What now Fire on Ice?

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Wojo · Jul 10, 2006, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by BucPride

Hmm, this should make for an interesting story on Sportscenter then.

Heh are you kidding? Even with a death ESPN could give 2 shits about hockey. It's sad but thats the cold hard truth.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wojo · Jul 15, 2006, 11:18 PM

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=171388&hubname=nhl

I think Lindros's goal is to have a concussion on every team in the NHL.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wojo · Jul 18, 2006, 05:13 PM

Ronz he got fired. Thats why it ended so quickly.

And guess who is replacing him......

MOTHER FUCKING GARTH SNOW.

http://www.nhl.com/news/2006/07/277578.html

How ya doing, buddy?

Wojo · Jul 24, 2006, 10:14 AM

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=172200&hubname=

So we got Mark Recchi back. Seriously I don't even know if I want him back here. The guy will be 39 years old this season and with the signings and trades we were doing this offseason, it seems like he's just not going to fit. However it is good to see that he will retire with his original team.

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Wojo · Jul 31, 2006, 06:05 PM

Well since no one else will report the news (except for Ronz) then I will.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=172903&hubname=

Hasek is going back to Detroit.

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Wojo · Aug 1, 2006, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Ronz

Sorry pal I haven't been paying as close attention lately as I normally do.

Oh no its ok. I was just stating that it's almost like you and I are the only ones knowing what's going on in the off season.

Oh and Capo I guess but I don't know. Recchi was alright when he was here but god was he terrible on the defense aspect of the game. Didn't he leave Pittsburgh with a +/- of like -30?

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Wojo · 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

No, it's just that some of us are so fucking depressed by what our teams did in the off season that we can't bring ourselves to talk about it.

Haha. Question Deni, do you like the idea of Boston drafting Phil Kessel this off season?

Originally Posted by Ronz

True enough. This thread just isn't the same without Fire + Ice.

Heh Fire on Ice only reports news from the Sens and no one else. Though I'm sure that's to be expected.

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Wojo · Aug 7, 2006, 09:17 AM

This just made my day a whole lot worse.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=173542&hubname=nhl

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Wojo · Aug 7, 2006, 04:34 PM

Well now we have ESPN saying that he still wants to play for the Pens this season.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2542025

Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wojo · Aug 12, 2006, 04:11 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2547782

Oh shit son Malkin comin like what.

However I won't get my hopes up untill I see something 100% legit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wojo · Aug 13, 2006, 02:01 PM

This was posted on the Penguin boards and I thought it was pretty funny

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Wojo · Aug 16, 2006, 07:08 PM

Well now it seems TSN says that he was never in the US or Canada but he was in Europe the whole time.

However they say he will be in the US in the next 24 hours and they are publically going to speak with the press about what all went down.

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Wojo · Aug 18, 2006, 01:40 PM

Yup hes in the states now which is awesome.

Next step is to get him a contract with the Pens.

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Wojo · Aug 29, 2006, 01:29 PM

Well there hasn't been much hockey news lately but this just came in.

http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=175685&hubname=nhl

J.P. Dumont is now a Predator. Now we'll have to see if any other of the remaining free agents get signed. Like Anson Carter and his stupid agent demanding 3 mil a year.

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Wojo · Sep 4, 2006, 05:02 PM

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06247/719014-100.stm

I think that is good enough news for me! I'm going to break out my ava sig combo.

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Wojo · Sep 5, 2006, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Fire On Ice

Or else what? I know I'd be awful, I always make terrible choices. Regardless, how would I go about doing so?[/size]

Just go into the thread it explains everything there. Seriously we need people badly.

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Wojo · Sep 13, 2006, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Capo

Malkin and Gonchar are having dinner at my friends house as we speak. So jealous right now.

Fucking rich ass Commies.

Holy hell thats awesome. Hopefully your friend took pictures and such.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wojo · Sep 21, 2006, 05:48 PM

Well Malkin was injured in preseason with a dislocated shoulder and usually dislocated shoulders keep you out for about 4-12 weeks.

Just fucking great.

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Wojo · Oct 2, 2006, 03:51 PM

Well suprisingly Jordan Staal made the Pens roster for opening night. They'll probably just keep him for a couple of games until Malkin gets back.

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Wojo · Oct 5, 2006, 08:00 AM

Yeah the Canes looked as good as they did last year. However you guys took way to many penalties last night. That should improve later in the season.

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Wojo · Oct 5, 2006, 09:29 PM

Holy fuck. That was one hell of an opener for the Pens. 4-0 shut out over the Philadelphia Failures.

Marc-Andre Fleury was outstanding in net. PK unit impressed the hell out of me as well. Of course faggots like Hatcher and Forsberg had to take cheap shots at our players. Whatever it's typical.

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