Profiling Based on Your Beverage

Originally Posted by RABicle

Oh yeah anyone drinking Guiness qualifies for legend status.

Anyone drinking Guiness qualifies for cunt or tourist, normally both.

Judging people by their drinks serves only to highlight people's personal insecurities and desperation to conform to social norms in order to be accepted. I know from experience you should never judge someone by their drink and I've been a barman a long time.

I drink vodka/fruit mixers quite often. Maybe it's early in the morning and I have a hangover (All teh sugar and alcohol sorts you right out), maybe I've just snorted half a gramme of coke and my stomch is feeling too delicate for beer, maybe I just fancy something refreshing between pints, you've no way of telling.

How do you know the people drinking Zinfandel don't just think your whole wine list is shitty so they might as well have the cheapest if it's al gonna be rubbish anyway? Surely it says more about you that you work in the kind of shit heap that would sell crap wine in the first place.

So yeah, I have no time for anyone who labels people by what they drink. If you do it, you're clearly an insecure fuck who's probably uncomforatble with their own sexuality or completely lacking in any form of social skills thereby forcing you to do anything you can to fit in and stop everyone realising what a loser you are and jogging you on.

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