The only cure is more dead angels - A (latecomer's) look at Bayonetta

Originally Posted by Encephalon

What more did the story need to do besides segue you from battle to battle? About my one minor gripe about the game were the elongated cutscenes but, seriously, if I want an epic tearjerking story, I'll watch Schindler's List. In the context of quick-cut, button-mashing, fuck-what-you-heard action titles, the story was, as I said, "pretty damn good". It's not God of War but it does serves its purpose to get to the meat of the game.

If Schindler's List had featured hot bitches in leather with guns strapped to their feet slaughtering thousands of people while pole dancing I might have enjoyed it a lot more.

Jam it back in, in the dark.