The Loin King

So, as everybody knows, the way to get your shop noticed is to give it a "hilarious" pun for a name. The worst/best of these are normally hairdressers and barbers with endless variations on the Curl up and Dye theme available.

So what shops near you have comedy puns for names and if you were going to open a shop yourself, what'd you call it to draw the punters in.

In Hove, home of Fatboy Slim, there's a barbershop called FatBoy Trims, written in the same font Norm uses, that's a pretty good one.

As for the thread title, I'd open a butcher's called The Loin King and play The Circle of Life over the PA all day, it'd be ace.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

We have sandwich shops here called Eat. There's also the Big Yellow Box Company, which is a storage company and the Big Green Box Company who are a freight company.

You could have a market stand selling fish and call it Stand of Fish and be rude and surly all day.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Also, I think someone should open Tyler Perry's House of Pancakes.

Or a bakers called Everybody Loaves Raymond.

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