Michael Jackson dies, aged 50

What's the difference between Manchester United and Michael Jackson?

Manchester United will be playing Giggs next year.


Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack have turned out to be incorrect. He was in fact having a stroke in the childrens' ward.


Michael Jackson has died aged 50. In spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic party cups, so kids can still get their lips around his rim.


I'm fairly unsurprised that sickipedia.org has had it's servers overloaded this morning.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by RacinReaver

most of the local news shows were out at his star on the walk of fame to talk with fans gathering there.

It's not even his star. The star with all the tributes on is the star of British radio DJ Michael Jackson. Jacko's actual star is currently under a red carpet outside the theatre where the Bruno premier is.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by GB

Who are we talking about with Mother Theresa? Diana died five or six days before her, and everyone else I can think of (Chris Farley, Deng Xiaoping, etc) weren't even within two months of her death.

EDIT: I just checked Wikipedia, which pretty much says the same thing.

Because taking jokes literally is often the best way to understand them.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Dullenplain

Do I really need to explain the joke?

I thought the context was self evident.

Remember though Dull, that GB has been a walking humour vacuum since he first arrived here. He is to humour as Darth Nihilus is to the Force.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?