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**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 1, 2009, 04:06 PM

Looks like Microsoft aren't even going to wait for E3 proper to make their big announcements.

E3 has become a bit of a joke now though as Pang suggested. Nintendo will doubtless tell us all about Wii Dog Trainer 7 and Yet Another Mario Game Consisting Primarily Of Minigames 24, Sony will try to persuade everyone that the PSP is a viable platform even though nobody ever pays for any software on it and Microsoft will announce a new Halo game or that FF XIV will be on Xbox. And the new Kojima game will be another Metal Gear and nobody will really care, although I'll at least laugh if it's on 360.

How ya doing, buddy?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 2, 2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Miles

Looking forward to Nintendo pulling sells numbers out of its ass and announcing a direct port of a 10 year old game tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Miles

Golden sun ds? I am slowly starting to <3 nintendo again. I'd prefer a wii version but this will still do nicely. <3

lol.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 2, 2009, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TEAM NINJA METROID WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKS AWESOME SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

So are we to assume that Samus will have massive, bouncing tits now?

I'd say that a couple of Mario games, a Metroid game and a remake of Golden Sun is pretty fucking weak as a lineup. I mean, I'm sure for people who like that kind of thing that the new Mario game will be great but it's not exactly shocking or exciting news is it? The reaction to the review here of the first Golden Sun would suggest that nobody really liked it much so who could possibly be excited about a remake except Miles and the chances of Nintendo not making another Metroid game, given their love of using all their old IP for at least two games a year, was pretty slim.

Like I say, I'm sure the Nintendo fans amongst you will be overjoyed that these long-running franchises have not been abandoned but there's little news there for casual users of the format to be interested in.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 2, 2009, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Tails

Is Halo 4 coming or what.

Yep, but they're calling it Halo Reach, one imagines it won't have a happy ending. Late 2010 I think I read somewhere, although they've still not settled on a date for ODST or whatever it's called have they? There were Sony and PC types frothing on the EDGE message board about how MS are milking Halo, having just announced the sixth game over a period of about eight years. I guess that was before Nintendo announced two new Mario games, bringing the total milked out of the franchise to a good 50 odd.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 10:41 AM

Although chucking Revan back into the new Old Republic game would certainly be good for the hype machine, he'd only be there as an npc since it's an MMO isn't it? I mean, everyone can't all play as Revan right so you'll be some random Jedi and I'm willing to bet it's a random Sith pretending to be Revan, saving the real Revan for a KOTOR 3, featuring the Exile as well. It'd certainly make more sense to me to have a KOTOR 3 where you're travelling the outer reaches looking for Revan and the Exile, rather than have either of them as antagonists in a game set 300 years later.

In terms of Sith surviving that long though, I'm pretty sure all the Sith in KOTOR 2 were supposedly hundreds of years old, Darth Treya having trained the other two, who both have powers of unkillability in one form or another.

I was speaking idiomatically.

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by surasshu

Holy shit best news of E3 by far. Soundtrack purchase, here I come!

Hamauzu's work on FFXIII sounds pretty good too from the trailer, but it's really not been the same since they ousted Uematsu. Oh wait the best song in that trailer was written by Uematsu too.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 05:21 PM

Um, I can already accurately weigh my cat using weighing scales, why do I need a Wii fit board to do it?

Weigh yourself, then pick up the cat and weigh yourself again, the cat's weight is the difference, which I imagine is exactly how it'll work in Wii Fit 2. Hardly a feature that's going to change the world, unless people don't own bathroom scales I guess.

FELIPE NO

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 4, 2009, 02:23 PM

Christians sure do pick some weird shit to complain about. I mean of all the things in computer games that could possibly offend a slightly nutty christian, they're pissed off that a game allows you to escape from hell? Have they not played Too Human? You get to fucking invade hell in that one, butcher your way through legions of dammed souls then nuke the place on the way out. There also weren't too many complaints about Kratos fighting his way out of the underworld in the first God of War, although to be fair there aren't too many fundamental, ancient Greek polytheists around these days.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

**Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss** · Local time: Jun 5, 2009, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

Why is your post from this thread quoted in the comments of the article you linked?

And why am I quoted with funny broken tags and shit. I'll have you know my image rights don't come cheap.

Jam it back in, in the dark.