Zombie Apocolypse - What would YOU do?

So you wake up one morning to find that a zombie plague has taken over the world and pretty much everyone is now shambling around looking for tasty brains to eat. It happened overnight so all automated systems will keep working until the powerstations blow up, probably about a week. There might be some survivors somewhere in the country but everyone you know is dead.

What would you do?

Would you go Shaun of the Dead style and go for a pint? Dawn of the Dead and go shopping? Day of the Dead and lock yourself in a nuclear bunker with some terrible actors? 28 Days Later and head to Scotland? Land of the Dead style, build a massive walled city with a moat then send out underlings on a big armoured car thing to fetch you booze at night?

Personally, I'd head to Dover and the customs warehouses where they keep all the confiscated drugs and stuff before they burn them, load up on narcotics then try to get to a remote farm somewhere and have a party until the tinned food ran out, at which point my actions would depend on whether I'd bumped into anyone else on the way.

Any better suggestions?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I've had goddamn plans for years. Not just for zombies, but for, you know, general shit.

One of the plans includes taking off to a National Forest somewhere and build a treehouse. From the inside out, I would build a bunker replete with ammunition, motorcycles, quads, and explosives. (Tree house has retractable ladder~)

How would you get the quad bikes up and down the ladder?

There's nowhere I can't reach.