On Bale's Rampage on T4 Set

Originally Posted by Bigblah

You got that all wrong. Bale knows that he can throw his balls about like a bitch, he knows how hard people work to get into DoP/Floor positions in film now, and he knows that they will effectively suck him off to keep him happy, he is just prancing to his stupid ego, and I hate all actors for this crap, they ruin our careers, they flounce about like films revolve around them, and they flip out at anyone for any reason, and demand people get fired, just because someone brought them a super low fat mocha chupa latte with dairy goats milk cream instead of cows milk cream. They dont give a flying shit for the people who actually work hard to get into their jobs, and hold on for dear life, I have read the entire story, and what Dickstian Bale fails to realise is if the DoP isnt checking the lighting, he will come out bright orange or blue on the final film. I bet then he would rip his knickers off too, god someone needs to kick him in the balls. The DoP had every right to do what he did, its his fucking job, Christian Bale is known for being a rowdy douchebag anyways, just look at the interviews from the PSYCHO remake.

Yeah, whatever mate. Bale knows that he can throw his balls about like a bitch, he knows how hard people work to get into DoP/Floor positions in film now, and he knows that they will effectively suck him off to keep him happy, he is just prancing to his stupid ego, and I hate all actors for this crap, they ruin our careers, they flounce about like films revolve around them, and they flip out at anyone for any reason, and demand people get fired, just because someone brought them a super low fat mocha chupa latte with dairy goats milk cream instead of cows milk cream. They dont give a flying shit for the people who actually work hard to get into their jobs, and hold on for dear life, I have read the entire story, and what Dickstian Bale fails to realise is if the DoP isnt checking the lighting, he will come out bright orange or blue on the final film. I bet then he would rip his knickers off too, god someone needs to kick him in the balls. The DoP had every right to do what he did, its his fucking job, Christian Bale is known for being a rowdy douchebag anyways, just look at the interviews from the PSYCHO remake.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by sprouticus

______(pronoun)______ is starting to ______(verb)______ more like ______(noun)______ than anything else.

My dick is starting to harden more like your dead mother than anything else.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Dear "Sir"

Please note your avatar is now appropriate to not only your views but your lackluster way of telling them. Do not be sad, as this picture will not only warn others of you, but will also humor the rest.

Thank you,

The Management Of Awesome

Sadly, although I can change his avatar, I can't stop him changing it back. For that you'll need an admin as childish as me...

Edit: And you mean Zombie Flesheaters? There's an awesome bit in that film where a woman is peering through a keyhole at the zombies and one smashes through the door, grabs her and her eye is impaled on a broken shard of wood.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I think its just called Zombi?

IMDB suggests Zombie Flesheaters was the UK name for Zombi 2, which I think they tagged the shark fight onto the beginning of from Zombi. Either that or I've seen both.

Edit: Actually, Zombi was the Italian name for Dawn of the Dead so it must be Zombi 2.

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Originally Posted by Salient Worm

Zombi 2 is also just labeled "Zombie" in the US. At least, that's what was on the VHS I watched. Shark battle and eyeball splinter are the only parts of that worth watching, for anyone who thinks this sounds like a hilarious choice.

I dunno, I quite enjoyed it and the ending is fantastic. The special effects might not be the best ever but in terms of it's contemporaries, it's much better paced than either Dawn or Day of the Dead and better written than most. I've seen much worse zombie films.

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