Nicknames: You're called WHAT?

A lot of my mates have ended up with really stupid nicknames, I seem to have got off quite lightly.

At uni I was known as Batboy Ed for a while. I was round at a mate's house watching a Twin Peaks marathon. I'd sat down ehen I arrived without taking off my jacket, a 6' leather trench coat at the time, and ended up sitting there for about ten hours getting stoned. It had got dark and we hadn't bothered to turn on the lights. A couple of his housemates had come in after it got dark and apparently had no idea I was even there. I was sit in front of the window so when I stood up to take a piss, one guy who was particularly stoned saw my coat flow out, me sillouetted in the window and screamed in terror, thinking that Batman had come to take him away. After that I was known as Batboy Ed (To differentiate me from Edward Peacock and Shotgun Ed).

More recently I've picked up the nickname Ed Can Do (My Xbox Live gamer tag). If memory serves, that came from me knowing pretty much every dealer in town at one point, meaning that people who couldn't source drugs from their regular contact would ring me to sort it out and my standard answer was apparently "Can do". Without me knowing it, half of Lewes had started referring to me as Ed Can Do and the name stuck. More recently I've been getting called Mr Can Do so I'm tempted to change my Live tag, especially as that would fit in with Mr Goodhand, Mr Phong and Mr Daravon.

Jam it back in, in the dark.