How to Chug a Beer?

God you people are ignorant sometimes.

Some people (And not everyone mind) are able to literally open up their throat and pour liquid straight into their stomachs. There's no swallowing or gulping involved. Two of my mates can do it and I've seen one of them drink a pint of Guiness in under 2 seconds.

It's a party trick as much as anything else and don't try it with lager because you'll probably throw up.

Also, if you're biologically incapable of doing it, there's no way of teaching yourself how, I'm afraid. It's similar to being able to burp on command but subtley different. So yeah, either you can do it or you can't and if you've been trying and failed then you probably can't, sorry dude.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by tweeter

Well my whole argument against you Shin, is that I originally couldn't do it because I didn't know HOW. Once I learned how, I realized I was able to do it. Just because you know how to do something doesn't mean you can do it. I mean I know how to run a mile in under 4 minutes, but I can barely break 5... so ya, some people just aren't able to do it, yes. But some people just haven't figured out they could because they didn't know how.

Oh yes, I win again .

Er.. What? Speak English, boy.

So you're saying that now you can do it? I thought the whole point of the thread was you asking how to do it?

Your whole point about just because you know how doesn't mean you can do something is exactly what I just said, idiot. Being able to pour liquid down your throat is a genetic thing and nothing at all to do with "Knowing how".

And as for the rest of you, if you're someone who can open their gullet, you don't need beer bongs or any shit like that, you just pour it down your throat, out of a pint glass usually.

It's not such a difficult concept to grasp really.

How ya doing, buddy?