[Multiplatform] Resident Evil Homoerotic 'Roid Abuse Edition

Originally Posted by Musharraf

Spoiler:

What is this? Some kind of Resident Evil vs Tomb Raider crossover?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

If it comes down to spending time with you or getting eaten by zombies, I'm siding with the evil dead. It's good, though, that you know how you would react logically in the fact of a zombie attack. I'm assuming you have real world experience that would lead to your assumptions about logic in the face of the attacking zombie horde.

Please never use the word logic in a post again if you expect us not to burst out laughing given its source.

I know for a fact that I can run faster than you, you fat fuck and as such, it is entirely logical that faced with a horde of zombies I'd team up with you, safe in the knowledge that if it came to running away, they'd catch you first and be so busy eating your lardy self that I could make a sharp exit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I like how you spoilered it at first and then went ahead and posted that JILL DIES right out in the open there, kid.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Why so they need to come up with silly shit like that to justify different coloured hair? Why couldn't they have just said that Jill fancied changing her hair colour so nipped to Boots and bought some dye one day?

I thnik sometimes the people who write all the backstory guff get a little carried away...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?