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A friend of mine used to have a solid, wooden boomerang. We were fucking hopeless at gettign the bastard thing to come back which it turn out was a good thing. The one day someone managed to get it to turn and return, we were faced with a sharp-edged, wooden, spinning hunting weapon heading erratically straight for us. Everyone hit the deck and it imbedded itself 6 inches in the ground about 2 inches from my mate's head. Whoever decided to give hunting weapons to 11 year old kids as a toy anyway? Week after that we all went out and bought catapults...
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