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Grooming Tips?
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Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss
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Old Sep 13, 2006, 07:24 AM Local time: Sep 13, 2006, 01:24 PM #1 of 63
The best way to have a perfectly shaped head of hair all the time is to shave it all off.

When I did used to have hair though, I can say that VO5 Sculpting Wax is just about the best option for any sort of gravity defying styling. It holds pretty solid without the horrible stickiness you get with gel.

Also, always, always iron a shirt before you wear it. Even ones that claim to be non-iron need ironing. Especially be sure to iron a shirt before you wear it the first time otherwise you'll likely have stupid horizontal creases across your chest. People in scrumpled shirts look like twats, simple as that.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Never tuck a t-shirt or shirt into your trousers unless you have on a jacket or a tie. Not only do you look like a fucking tool with it tucked in, it also accentuates your belly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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