You've been to Sri Lanka? WTF?

I'm fucked if I'm going to list every little town I've been to so I'll stick to cities and places people might have heard of:

England
Brighton
London
Portsmouth
Southampton
Bristol
Reading
Oxford
Birmingham
Wolverhampton
Manchester
Salford (Lived there for three years actually)
Liverpool
Wigan
Salisbury
Winchester
Cambridge
York
Sheffield
Kendal (Not a city but there's fuck all else in the lake district)
Ipswitch
Chelmsford
Dover
Loughborough (I love watching Americans try to pronounce that)
In fact I've been all over the country, there's very few places I've not at least passed through or near enough.

Wales
Cardiff
Swansea
Snowdonia
The crappy bit in the deep south west where everyone is related

Scotland
Glasgow
Edinburgh

France
Paris
Normandy
Provence
The Dordogne
Dieppe
Calais
Marseille
Avignon
Lille
St Tropez
Some other bits

Germany driving through Belgium to get there
Berlin
Dresden
Auchwitz
Bonn

Others
Southern Italy
Near Benidorm in Spain
Greek Islands (Allonissos and Skiathos I think)
Prague
Budapest
Amsterdam
Guernsey
The Hague

I think that's it. I've never left Europe but I've seen quite a bit of it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.