[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Well not moving would be pointless, as would teleporting just down the map a bit, despite the promise of at least 8 more things to get killed by. Whilst the Kobold massacre room was fun, I think Skills is right and AJ,-14 is the only move that makes sense. I'll recruit whatever those five monsters are to our cause and return triumphant at the head of a monster army, just in time to rescue everyone from the vine army!

How ya doing, buddy?

Do the shadows count as beasts for the purposes of Jill's speaking to beasts ability? That might mean the difference between her surviving one turn or more than one term. I doubt it but one can but hope.

Also, is that big, black stripe on the floor a chasm one could fit down or just a poisonous gas spewing crack?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hahaha, I think the dice roller just killed me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It is a touch difficult to tell the difference between walls and areas in shadow.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Did you mean to post the same map twice, Pang?

FELIPE NO

Sweet, found the door. DON'T WORRY GUYS, CAVALRY'S ON THE WAY.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

How many turns is it going to take me to get back to the fight? Can you just assume I'm heading that way until such time as I'm close enough to a) do something more useful than run towards the battle and b) make a stupid joke using gifs of Gandalf turning up at Helms Deep.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Haha, never thought of that.

The holes we already used are a fairly tactically convenient place to rejoin the fight though, I'd hate to go in somewhere unexplored and stir up more monsters, that would be just awful.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You took away all my explosives so I needed a different way to achieve a tpk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Roughly how many turns am I away from leading a glorious charge of the undead into battle?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So which square do I land in if I drop down two squares to the left?

How ya doing, buddy?

Lol, I forgot that a by-product of CHz changing the way my watermark works has robbed me of the ability to edit my posts...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I kinda came up with a backstory while I was inventing new sponsors. Jill was a foundling, being far too big to live in normal pixie society and dumped on the doorstep of a religious orphanage. Despite being terribly well loved and cared for, she burned down the orphanage with everyone inside then embarked on a life of heavy drinking and blowing shit up.

FELIPE NO

So remind me again who we've been waiting an entire month for them to sort their lives out?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Dwarf fortress every time. Dwarves brew good liquor.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That has to be the quickest decision made in the history of GFF DnD.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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I'll just be over here, waiting until the end of the round to act as is my m.o.

At current rate of play that will give you something to do after Christmas dinner.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fuck, why didn't anyone tell me it was my go!

Sorry...

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I believe the fourth lie was that their parents were pale and hairless.

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