[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

I swear the dice roller didn't used to hate me this much.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Poor Murderson.

Yeah, I can take over for a bit, more than happy.

Should nobody else want to play and rotate in a character, I'd like something that looks like a five year old girl but with evil psychic powers so I guess a Psionic pixie or something please.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pets ok?

Melee weapon is a kitten called Nigel then.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Can she be called Jonbenet "Daddy did it" Ramsey please?

Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Haha, I don't think MI5 have quite the resources to chase online DnD players and does Canada even have a secret service? I'm imagining mounties without their hats on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Fuck yeah, more explosives!

That and 21 hit points and I should probably start thinking up a new character now.

FELIPE NO

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Stirge Whisperer: Jill can communicate with beasts

Could have just asked the beetles to move...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Is lava hindering terrain or just painful terrain?

Also is it just walking on it that's a bad idea? As in, is flying over it ok?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't know if I'm pleased or disappointed about how well that went.

With that kind of special move is it one shot or is there some dice rolling to see if you get to use it again? I forget from when you originally explained the rules.

I need to burn my daily soon too, just so I can say I used it before Pang rolls me up a walking bomb.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dammit. I suppose there's always the chance a fire bug will explode if you push it on to a lava flow.

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Originally Posted by Pang

Shin's third character, Literally A Crate Of Dynamite, will go well with Skills' third character, Literally A Server Farm.

I dunno, whilst the prospect of self-inflicted tpk's is a fun one, it might be time for a character that survives more than two rounds of combat next time. I'm thinking a heavily armoured, genetically modified, post-human space soldier wearing a suit of powered armour and carrying a repeating, armour piercing, rpg launcher from a futuristic, Nazi-esque galactic empire. Also a penguin.

Spoiler:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I really need to start firing off dailies earlier in fights. Saving them just in case is extra retarded when the life expectancy of your characters is a shade over one round of meaningful combat.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You mean I actually survived the fight? There's a turn up for the books eh?

So are you making dailies into encounters now or is that a new-characters-only deal?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm happy to wait for Skills to get an internet to be honest. Any move I might make would probably end in a fight starting sooner rather than later and doing that with just three active characters probably isn't the best idea.

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Soooooo, Skills got internet yet?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Soooooo, been a couple more weeks, we ready to go again soon?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A Warden then?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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So we get another dinosaur in the party? Awesome, go go random choices!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pang

Otherwise, yeah. Queue. Of one.

History tells us this is unlikely to result in a long wait, although we do appear to be temporarily out of explosives

I was speaking idiomatically.

My desire for elf abuse outweighed my interest in re-reading the previous posts.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

For the purposes of my Hammerspace mutation thing, how explodey can things get before they count as Omega tech?

Sure there are plenty of other things I can find a comedy use for in my pack but best to check first.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pang

Well, that's an interesting question that is, happily, completely moot because I totally blanked on rotating your mutations when the new PCs showed up. So you'll have some totally different unclear ability in a little while here.

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And FIXED. Your new power should definitely be much easier to understand and will cause no problems at all.

Do I have to be conscious to use it? It strikes me as something that would be a lot more useful as an immediate interrupt power. Also, it says "Teleport to a number of random squares in the dungeon", is that a number of squares in the bits of dungeon we've explored so far or a number of squares in the dungeon?

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Originally Posted by Pang

Whole dungeon! Including places on the map I didn't actually bother adding to the maptools file yet! Fun!

AWESOME.

I hope this is one of those dungeons where there's a super useful tool for beating the end boss in the room right after the end boss.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sorry Pang, that Alpha Tech is far too silly not to use.

There's nowhere I can't reach.