Suggestion: ChocoNuke

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<CHz> bobo can write a PHP script to hack into the U.S. defense system and launch nukes, but he can't give us Who Quoted Me?

Basically, you bring up that handy-dandy map of the globe. Finding people for such uses is great:

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<Happy> Do you not understand that this isn't open to question? Do I need to draw flowers and pretty things in that jpeg and send you a PM? Did you happen to miss the red spray that encircled "1948-1989" - a satellite of the Soviet Union? Stop being so stubborn, the facts are facts, and the history is chiseled onto granite.
<Happy> Seriously
<Happy> I need to find out where he stays and punch him in the face

Choose a dot (try to actually pick one...going at random MAY choose yourself). Launch GFF-brand Choconuke. If that fails, we can always use "CHOCOKICKINTHEJUNK."

Props to Q-Chan for the awesome name. And for using the word "nuke."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Free.User

I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

Launching speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume. Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

EDIT: Spelling! YAY!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

How ya doing, buddy?