Bender Gets Made

Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!"

Still, this is somewhat interesting, though a bit light in term of details. I wonder what's the actual reaction time and efficiency for those.

I perform over 20 megachecks per second!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Already done:



There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by masamune_3

But does he eat the bottle after drinking the beer?

ANd burp out fire and flush one-eyed monsters down toilets.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Dyesa

That's amazing. Bender is nothing short of the coolest robot evar.

I think Futurama proves that some such as Hedonism bot or the mafia bot are far cooler. Has anyone sent this to Cohen and his minions? They still love to hear these sorts of stories to claim having come up with the idea first. You might even make it into their audio commentary.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?