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 Member 570 Level 40.69 Mar 2006 
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Missouri wasting corn oil!
THAT COULD BE GASOLINE! Actually they banned the sales of ethanol at the gas pumps here (pure mix) because kids were drinking it (y helo thar $2 gallon of booze) Missouri - In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that might frighten timid persons, children, or animals. - In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown. In order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed. - While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas City, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns. - In Merryville, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male". -Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City, Missouri...but not toy cap guns. -In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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