[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I'm worried about new characters because I'd like a MUGEN-like plethora of characters and not just "Well we gave you 2 new ones and a different Samus lol!"

Heck, not even anything new during E3, where they could have gained a bit more attention. Not showcasing the game and not releasing new updates? Its too under the radar.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Among other things, he can now use his up special move, the Egg Toss, to increase the distance of his jump. That’s enough to earn him a hearty welcome, isn’t it?

No, it isn't.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You should still be able to dash past them. Kinda happy to see a mechanics change here that is somewhat interesting.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was thinking it was something big when the update was late....

Hopefully Roy and Marth are replaced, but I'm glad to see some more new blood. All hail this week!

I was speaking idiomatically.

An interesting game mode which seems to replace the story mode. The video isn't really loading at all, but I'll re-host it ASAP.

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Originally Posted by The_Griffin

I like how today's update are two of Ike's special moves yet nobody cares.

Probably because we've already used Kirby's Up-B and Falcon/Ganondorf's Hold-B.

FELIPE NO

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Come on, now! Where are you sticking that thing?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Today's update shall secure my virginity! Thank you, Brawl!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Look at that sexy ass bumping Mario.

Peach is my favorite, so with such a dull week, I've got a somewhat satisfied feeling about what's come this week. Maybe someone NEW next week!

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Originally Posted by Kanzaki

I knew they had to announce Peach someday, but since she was in the Space Emissary vid, I though it was "usless", besides showing her new detailed dress.(I never liked Peach's B move, Toad has last-gen graphics (just like F-zero racers in Melee ) ) Maybe Pokemon Stadium will be next week.

Right now there are 16 characters, I wonder how many will be in total =D

Peach's B move is her most powerful and underrated one. You'd be a fool to not use it if you play as her.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I directly hosted it. Kirby. You've got a tough job ahead of you! Go get 'em!

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Anyone who doesn't rescue Peach is a huge faggot.

As far as the roster screen and leaks and stuff go, just let it slide. They'll show it soon enough. TGS isn't that far away and they're doing official announcements here daily. Lets just let the content out and not speculate and argue to turn this thread into the last one.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

And yet, Square-Enix is a popular developer...

(People even want Sora in the game. FUCKING SORA. I hate these idiots...)

Yet you want an obscure Wario Ware "character" to be included in the game rather than say, Sonia Belmont, Chun-Li, omr some actually noticeable female. There simply aren't that many out there. You'll find one of the Advance Wars girls in there before some Wario Ware character.

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It's Meta Knight, whose introduction was delayed for some reason. He's Kirby's...rival?

Despite being almost all head, his mask and cape exude coolness. He overwhelms enemies with his mach-speed sword!

Yeah, way to forget to officially list the character. :\

Oh well, maybe we'll see how he differs from Kirby.

FELIPE NO

They're not idiots. They never have or will put a secret unlockable character on the cover.

That would defeat the purpose. Oh, and in before "ZOMG NO WI-FI LABEL ON THE CASE"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

There is a rating pending label on it so this is not the final cover.

Oh, I'm not speculating, just pointing out parts of it.

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Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

When did it become a rule that characters you have to unlock are the ones that AREN'T featured on the cover art? Based on that logic, you have to unlock Ike, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Bowser, Yoshi, and Snake because they're not on this cover, which I've found a higher-res image of...

All three of which look and feel almost exactly like their Gamecube counterparts. They may as well just be ports. (Yes, I've played and beaten Super Paper Mario, it's really not that exciting. It's just Paper Mario with its own dull take on an action RPG.)

First, that wasn't high-res.

Second, yeah, all of those characters listed have to be unlocked, just like in the last game, which according to you, isn't "exactly like [its] Gamecube counterpart," somehow. In fact, you can still use the Gamecube controller for this game.

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Originally Posted by PsychoJosh

Huh? Did you even READ this update?

If you saw the screenshots, you'd know there was a play button... you see? Look again, stupid.

Yes, because we'll imply that each stage will have EVERY song to choose from? I can't wait to be on Brinstar and have some Super Mario World music playing! He's referring to a game's complete collection on one menu, fucktard.

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Originally Posted by The Dopefish

At least Lip's Stick is back.

And that stage was the Animal Crossing stage.

The best way for Munchlax to become epic is if as he eats more and becomes larger, the spectators become more and more horrified by the situation.

How ya doing, buddy?

This is really a big shock as most people were sure these two were NOT returning o the game. Here's to them not being completely useless this time around.



Poor Kirby.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by ZeroSlash

After some research (browsing /v/) the golden hammer is most likely from Wrecking Crew back on the NES. If it is so, one would assume they might use the music from the game shown here.

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Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Oh god, NoA is never going to live it down if they don't bring Mother 3 over here in some form now. WHO IS DAT BLONDE KID? OH WHAT?

I'm very certain Ness is still in the game. The original crew is a Smash staple.

This is why Nintendo isn't epic win and god, because they'd be massive win to release that title on this same day for this week's VC.

FELIPE NO

Worst announcement ever.

"Not next year. Super Smash Brothers Brawl will be available in the Americas on December Third." -Reggie

Fuck you. Worst update ever. The game has no reason to be released after Christmas.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

"We have to assure ourselves that this is going to win GotY, so we're pushing it back a month while we play with our DS Lites money printers.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So half of the people are jerking off to Sonic, while the other half get PAL'ed.

How ya doing, buddy?