[Wii] Metroid: Other M - SHINESPARK IT

Originally Posted by Agent Di Gun Him

...but the underlying game is probably the weakest Metroid out there. It's not so horrifyingly terrible that you're going to barf into your nice new shoes, but it's boring, the perspective switching eats my ass, it railroads you like no one's business and it seems to have taken a page from Shadow Complex and decided to treat the player like he or she had a single digit IQ.

Yeeeeeaah. I just started playing it and it's kind of tedious. Cringe-worthy story, no sense of danger or excitement. The only hard part is maybe switching between the two modes to get something done. I'm about 45min in and I can already tell I'm not going to like it. Hell, even 15min in and I felt like I was just going through the motions.

The things I pre-order for Amazon credit. =\ Oh well, that'll be $20 I can put toward Tetris for DS.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm about halfway in now, and I just really fucking hate this game.

Between the shitty controls, bad dialogue/plot and the retarded "hey, let's go to a over-the-shoulder 3rd person view to add suspense~!" and the ridiculous "Where's Waldo?" bullshit where you have to find the little part of your surroundings... yeah, I really hate this game.

It makes me yearn for the Gameboy versions, and Prime.

There's nowhere I can't reach.