freeipods.com

I know several people who got a free ipod, but the amount of time and effort involved is not worth it. Not to mention the fact that about 50 people were harrassing the shit out of me trying to get me to sign up for stuff about a year ago when this craze was in full force so that they'd get my referral. I did it for like two people - and nobody ever did mine. Thanks a lot, guys. Real cool.

But it's just as well. If you do this you should feel sort of sheepish or embarrassed for bothering, and having to be a tool to your friends and be like OH GOD PLEASE SIGN ME UP ADU I NEEaD A FREE PIEPOD

piepod was a typo but it was too awesome to delete.

Jam it back in, in the dark.