What the hell I was thinking? (we're talking about clothing here)

The thread poster is obviously male. ;( Every time I buy clothes, I end up wearing one or two things and absolutely hating the rest because when I get home it's magically ugly, makes me look fat, is too big, or I wonder what the hell possessed me to leave the store with that monstrosity.

For example: last week I bought three shirts, a jacket, and some sandals. Wearing one shirt, and sandals. I'm trying to warm to the jacket since it's a lot of effort returning it. The other two shirts were on sale so who cares.

I waste a lot of money this way - I tried to counterract it by trying on EVERYTHING before I buy it, but it doesn't help.

Jam it back in, in the dark.