Two jury duties? I thought you only had to do one?

Am I the only person who would LOVE to have jury duty?

I don't have to go to work, and I get to pass judgment on people.

And I might even get something cool like a MURDER case, although I'd probably just end up with something boring. But there's a chance!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Have you ever BEEN to Jury Duty?

Let me tell you, it's not a "day off from work." Its about 6 hours of sitting and waiting, literally being locked into a room with a huge amount of other people. Usually with something annoying on the TV. You can't leave the room - not even to smoke. (You all can IMAGINE how well I did with that). You have a bathroom facility in the giant waiting room, but its seriously not fun.

And the trials aren't like they are in the movies. They're a lot slower, a lot dumber, and they lack the drama.

I've been on duty only once. I was excused for my beliefs on animal rights.

Yeah, I doubt I'd care. I'm locked in a room and can't leave with a bunch of people for eight hours at work, and they're all old, fat, and smelly. Change of scenery at least.

As to the rest: yes I know ;(

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It's not that bad. I just enjoy exaggerating and being melodramatic. It adds a little something extra~

(a job change is in the near future though)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.