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 Member 565 Level 26.04 Mar 2006 
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Nothing like the blind leading the blind.
Ok, what city do you live in? What type of club is it? A few general tips: 1. Pregame - as in drink a few... like 3 before you go but don't get sloppy. 2. If you don't feel like dancing, nurse your drink and bob your head with the music. 3. Go ahead and dance. Just watch what other people are doing and go with the flow. There's no way to teach somebody to dance over the damned internet. Your best bet will be to walk up behind a girl who's already wasted and going to town, and basically just rock side to side, matching the movement of her hips. Drop your arms dead to your side, or put one hand in the air... or put one hand on her hip. You'll feel right at home when you've got a girl on either side of you doing a little bump and grind making a sandwich out of you. 4. Display confidence on all levels. Walk in like you own the place. Act like you do this kinda crap all the time. Every now and then if you don't feel like dancing just say something like, "I hate this fucking song" and go get another drink. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 565 Level 26.04 Mar 2006
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Pretend like you don't give a shit about her anymore. And act like she's too old. Say that you don't want to date an old bag like her anyways.
Wait a sec... dude, why are you 25 and asking a bunch of kids on a gaming message board for advice? This is blowing my mind. Also, how is it that you got to be 25 years old and you still ask a girl for permission to kiss her? Never ask a girl that. Never ask, just act in confidence. Why didn't you make a move while you were getting some ass grabbage? It was right there on a silver platter, and you did nothing! Nothing says, "let's make a bad decision" like being in a drunk girl's bed and playing the cuddle game with bonus points for heavy petting. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 565 Level 26.04 Mar 2006
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I think that you should buy a hat with built in surveillance equipment like a camera and a microphone and an ear piece. Then when you go to the carnival tomorrow, you can call one of us to give you play by play advice. Record the whole thing and put it in this thread.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. 
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