If you could bring 5 people back from the dead...

Originally Posted by Sir Lavitz of B

4) Adolf Hitler- I'd bring him back because he doesn't deserve the pineapple in the butt in Hell. He deserves the good ol' Medieval torture you can only get here in America.
5) My great-grandfather- He fought in WWI, WWII, Vietnam, and in the Cold War, but he never talked much. In all his life he killed over 200 men, by himself, and I would want him to miss out what's happening here. It would make him happy...to kill one last time.

The good ol' Medieval torture you can only get here in America? Uh yeah. Not really. What're we gonna do, put in him a max security prison where he can watch cable tv, lift weights, and take long ass raping showers that I bet he'd enjoy anyways?

Exactly when was your great-grandfather born?

1. Mozart for the same reason as Jeff135... 35 years is too short.
2. George Washington. I'd imagine he'd be so politically reactionary that he'd puke at the current state of things. Then he'd take on all 3 branches of gov't in a cage match.
3. Jim Henson: died waaaaaaaay before his time should've been up.
4. Fred Rogers cause the man was basically a saint and we need more like him.

A 5th will need some more thought.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Moon

2. Thomas Jefferson. With all the questions around on what the Constitution really says, let's ask the man who freaking wrote it.

I think you mean James Madison. Jefferson wasn't even at the Constitutional Convention. He wrote the Declaration of Independence.

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How is changing the Constitution treason? If that's the case we've had 27 acts of "treason" in the last 200 years.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.