Hand shaking

I think there was a thread about this earlier, but whatever.

Anyways... when shaking a girl's hand (according to Emily Post if I remember correctly) you're supposed to meet her grasp with the same firmness that she clasps your hand with. You don't want to give her the death grip, but if she's giving you a firm one, you don't want to return it with the dead limp fish grip.

Also, you should only shake a girl's hand if she extends it to you. You never extend your hand to a lady cause it's intrusive. If she wants to touch you, then she'll reach for you. (Although most chicks these days aren't aware of this.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Can you tell the difference between farmwork callouses and other callouses? My hands are all roughed up and gross from weightlifting, but I've never worked on a farm. I figured it's best to not have baby soft hands if you're a dude, but guys should still keep their hands clean and their nails trimmed. I suspect that girls check out a guys hands without thinking about it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.