cheeseburger

I think the guy that invented cheeseburger doughnuts was on Leno a year ago and was showing Leno how to make all sorts of artery-clogging sandwiches (the hotdog wrapped in bacon wrapped in another meat product covered with chili and onions and piled with a whole bunch of other things made me cringe when they were eating it). Supposedly, Leno liked the cheeseburger doughnut, but he could have been acting in front of the camera.

Some of the other items sound like they would be good, but I'm more of a white meat person.

Jam it back in, in the dark.