Genital Related Injuries

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

We were playing Rugby once, and of course we were wearing metal/plastic studed boots, and basically during play when my friend got tackled to the floor, he had to release the ball, we get down and lock into a scrum to drive the oppostion towards the touchline while he's still on the floor so we have to step over him but one of the players stomped on his nutsack, needless to say he had to goto the emergeny ward after that.

OUCH!!!

No wonder some people say that Rugby can kick Football's butt (then again I've never seen an actual Rugby match). Then again, there are the cletes...ok, new change in subject.

I'm not sure if you want to include women since the title says genital but the first post says crotchular, so I'll keep my post here:

Spoiler:

When I was a little girl, I was giving myself a bath when I accidentally wiped a certain area a little too hard, causing the washcloth to scratch the area and causing it to bleed a whole lot. I was screaming the whole time and my mom had to use petrolium jelly. It's odd b/c right when I felt it scratch, the Looney Tunes theme song began to run through my head.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Cyrus XIII

Nasty story. But you might agree that the thought of you flinching every time when the theme was played somewhere in earshot during later years is somewhat amusing.

So far I've managed to keep my sacred parts intact but I used to work in the urological ambulance of a larger hospital. The things you see or hear there are ... well, some are sad and depressing (like probably every department that treats cancer patients) but other are just hilarious. Some nutjob actually built himself a pipe bomb and it happened to go off and you know, smoke his pipe.

It is amusing, plus I was so little that I don't flinch as much as I used to, but it does bring back the memory. While I do agree that pipe bomb incident must have been painful, it may have been justice at work depending on why he was building a pipe bomb.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Kung Fu Hamster

... Good gawd! You know, after reading this thread, getting kicked in the balls every day for a month doesn't seem that bad.

LOL, that used to happen to my ex-boyfriend. His little sister would constantly try to kick him in that region. I felt sorry for him when we were together b/c he wasn't doing anything to provoke it from her. Now that I know how badly he betrayed me, I wish now that those kicks had actually hit.

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