Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Originally Posted by Acro-nym

You receive your goldfish, but it doesn't come in a bowl or a bag. Lacking any water, it dies shortly after you acquire it.

I wish cell phones would just be phones.

Wish granted, but this sudden change causes calls to tune out since there's no jack to connect the cord to a telephone line. Girlfriends start breaking up with their boyfriends, people start making bad choices on Wall Street because they didn't get their stock advice in time, and America falls into chaos. Soon, Mexico and Canada decide to invade and the country is split in half to become "North Mexico" and "South Canada" with a continuous debate over what the new name for the continent should be.

I wish the Jedi would take care of the whole "Ninja vs. Pirates" debate once and for all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by masa

I wish that there were less Drunk Drivers

Wish granted. However, the government claims that this can only be accomplished by banning all products that contain alcohol including Nyquil and rubbing alcohol (not the brights people in the nation). People begin to suffer greatly and the economy comes crashing down due to lack of workers. India is now the greatest super power and main source for all computer questions.

I wish we had a better public transportation system.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Granted, but you burn while trying to figure out the mechanics of the flamethrower.

I wish I had a corn dog.

Wish granted. However, it turns out to be a rabid corn dog and it bites you first. You try to ask for a rabies shot, but the doctors say, "Do you think we're that dumb?" and ignore your pleas for a rabies shot. It doesn't end well.

I wish China would stop killing innocent dogs b/c of a rabies threat.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by packrat

I wish that people would come up with more creative wishes in this thread.

Granted. However, they become so creative that it draws the attention of Hollywood and the GFFer's that have developed this ability are kidnapped and wisked away to Hollywood. They have so much work to do--and make so much money--that they soon ignore the forum completely and it is taken over by a bunch of jocks who only talk by using the word "fag" and women who talk about which Owens twin is hotter. Even the lame gaming forums are laughing at GFF and Bobo falls into shock over how bad the forum IQ has dropped and is shipped off to Pluto. And the monkeys continue to dance.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Hydelloon

I wish Gamingforce Xchange was back.

Granted. However, Xchange is now an exchange program for porn and prostitution that Bobo uses in order to gain extra money. You are kidnapped by a few GFF ninjas and are sent to the black market where a gamer friend of Osama's dresses you like Laura Croft and you must perform lewd acts to survive until another GFF user exchanges you for Angelina Jolie. No one on GFF wants to trade Jolie.

I wish for a pet dragon to obey my every command.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Summonmaster

I wish that NA would have first priority in game releases, even faster than Japan.

Wish granted. However, this causes a rise in illegal immigration not only from Mexico, but from Asian countries with gamers who are used to getting the best games first. The U.S. and Canada realizes the hurt in a rising number of illegal immigration from citizens who are smarter than the naturalized or native born NA citizens and these countries decide to ban all video games from NA countries in order to combat immigration. No more video games unless you order from outside the U.S.

I wish that inflation wasn't going up 3.5% or higher.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by splur

Wish granted.

Your boyfriend starts loving you, as a sister. You two are now good friends which doesn't satisfy your needs. The relationship is over and you're left in the worst of moods.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. However, to get this ability you must have hollow bones and become a weird mutated bird-like creature. Some people mistaken you for an angel and they praise and worship you until Dick Cheney mistakes you for a duck and shoot you in the face. Your worshippers lose faith in you since you were suppose to be indistructable and decide to sell you to a zoo.

I wish my college would give us real tuition instead of stealing our scholarships and pell grants.

FELIPE NO