Info On England

Hey Shin, when was Izzard outed as a nonce? Completely flew me by. Also, did you see that interview they did last week with Gary Glitter? That twat still thinks he did nothing wrong and is hoping to return to England so he can plunder more virgin assholes.

England eh? I live here. It's alright except for the wankers who govern us. The North isn't SO bad, especially Manchester. Even Liverpool has it's redeeming qualities. I was out with some peeps last year and the doorman stopped everyone else who wore trainers but they let me pass, even though I was wearing Docs! We didn't go in there naturally but it looked like a nice place.

You'll find people are more open-minded in the larger cities, as there is naturally more diversity among people and so everyone has learned to tolerate each other and get on with business. It's in the shitty small towns (like where I was born) that you get a lot of chavs who are real bastards, but hopefully you won't have to encounter any of those.

Jam it back in, in the dark.