Any Married LDS People Here?

I fear for the soul of that young negro boy, for it is written:

"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them."

The Mormons that live near me are always accosting me to engage in intense philosophical debates, wearing their bloody funerary attire and wheeling around on bikes. I guess my level of pigmentation is insufficient to put them off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.