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 Member 545 Level 9.50 Mar 2006 
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Confidence, intelligence and cleanliness all seem like pretty universal must-haves to me. A good attitude (as vague as that is) is another must-have. I mean, who wants to go out with an asshole?
Disproportional build. Ugh. I saw this chick the other day and she was probably 3 feet wide at her shoulders and a foot wide at the hips. NO. Horse faces. Call me superficial, but I've seen some gorilla-lookin' bitches that I wouldn't touch (let alone fuck) to save humanity. Hairy women are just no-noes. I mean, c'mon. Excessive laughing. I'm not dating 12-year-olds (I hope), so don't act like one. How ya doing, buddy? |
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