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As it's being said, you've figured out what's wrong, now it's time to actually fix the problem.

Drinking in social situations (especially for those of us with poor social skills) can be extremely helpful. I used to not be into drinking, and I'm still not much on it. It's not my thing, BUT a few friends coerced me into it and it definately helps. (It removes your inhabitions, yada yada, yada.)

Personally, I find Guiness to be disgusting. Go with Corona. That's some shit I almost LIKE drinking. I've never had Yeungling, tho. I prefer liquor since there's less filler. For mixed drinks, I've always liked Jäger Bombs - Jägermeister shot dropped into a glass of Red Bull.

Chick drinks? That's absurd. lol

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Originally Posted by Minion

Are you saying there is no such thing as a chick drink?

Pretty much. I look at the alcohol content; not the color and presentation.

The idea is to loosen up. Giving genders to drinks is a pretty anal idea.

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Maybe when you "put them on a pedastal" you're smothering them. Getting attention is great, but (as with just about everything) there's a limit.

I seem to remember reading that you're a virgin. Is this true?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, and her saying she's not wanting to be involved with anyone could EASILY be bullshit. Could be her way of letting you down easy. (It's another way of saying "It's not you; it's me.")

Fuck her. She's not into you. I'm 99.99% sure that the reason she's not is because you're obsessive.

You need to get laid, A LOT. When you're counting how many hours you hung out, you're too fucking uptight. I mean, when most people hang out, they're carefree and don't really pay attention to how long they've been do what activity/activities they were doing.

Some ass should break that habit. (At least for a little while.)

You don't need to "get it out of the way". You need to get it into your life.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

As cliche as it is, "happiness is a state of mind".

What good things do you have going for you?

I was speaking idiomatically.

The first, beaming thing I'd suggest is that you move out on your own.

This will allow you to grow in many ways.

Going to school (college, I assume) is another great idea.

Getting a hobby or taking up a sport would be another good idea.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

How old are you, Dope?

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Perfect. This weekend, go to a bar with some friends, get some alcohol in you and try approaching some girls. Let us know how it goes, too.

Scenario:
You're playing pool, darts or whatever, and you see group of girls playing too. Go over and ask if they can teach you some pointers, or (if you can play) offer advice. Introduce yourself. Ask what the girls' (preferably the one you're most interested in) are into, where they work, how old they are, etc. Tell them some of yours.

In general, it's a good idea to stay away from politics and religion for topics. (Some say you should NEVER bring either of these topics up in a bar, actually.)

Don't talk about previous love interests, either. (Will make it seem like you're still into them.)

As people are saying, just TRY SOMETHING. Try the book. Try talking to some women you don't know. Seriously. This isn't an exact science. (Thankfully.)

You can't screw up if you don't try, but you can't succeed without trying, either. Loneliness is worse than rejection. (Tell yourself that if you get discouraged from approaching girls.)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

More excuses?

Actually, that's good, too. They can be the designated driver. That, and he (probably) won't be stealing any of your prospects.

Jam it back in, in the dark.