Do you know your neighbours?

Ya, I "know" my neighbors. I know that the guy across the street is obssessed with mowing his lawn (2-3 times a week during the summer), watering his grass (4-5 times a week - even when it's raining), yelling at his kids, making babies (since they've moved in they've had roughly one kid a year). I haven't seen the wife in a few months and now I know why - they just had twins in February. That brings them up to a total of 5 children, the oldest one being in her first year of school (which makes her 6?).

The neighbors next door only spoke to us because they wanted to change the fence. The ones behind us only come over to complain about nonsense. The other neighbors across the street never leave their house.

My best friend during childhood was one of my neighbors, but then we kind of just stopped talking.

Damn - my neighbors actually suck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.