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The first time I went driving, my parents (first mistake: my mother was in the car) took me out in the country in our old '98 Mercury Villager van. I got in the driver's seat and proceeded to cross my arms turning the steering wheel and plowed into a cornfield, while my mom was screaming in the backseat.
![]() They didn't take me driving for a few months after that. Jam it back in, in the dark. |