If you were a fan of a celebrity, you met them, and they acted like a jerk

I would hope that none of the celebrities I ever meet would act like jerks (mostly because the majority of the ones I want to meet are not that 'big' anyways...). Really though, I don't see myself approaching any celebs anytime soon. I always think that if I were them, I'd get wierdos coming up to me all the time and be annoyed by it. Besides, it's not like I'm going to say anything of importance to them anyways ("I love you!" "I love your films" "I liked you in [insert movie/show here]").

Please. They don't need that, and that way I won't have to have my idealistic image of them shattered by approaching them and potentially pissing them off.

Jam it back in, in the dark.