Obscure talents

I'm quite flexible, and for some reason it freaks people out. Especially when I'll collapse myself from standing to sitting indian-style, and can lean forward and touch the ground in front of me (or hunched over a laptop, which is what I do if it's on the floor). I can also hold hands behind my back, which isn't that impressive, but relates to the flexible bit.

Also, I apparently am pretty good at impersonating my friends that speak in a distinctive way or have a pronounced accent, especially my former Russian viola teacher. I pretty much have the Russian accent down.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by doodle

and squirt dual saliva streams from under my tongue like a snake.

The girl I roomed with at a Kansas music festival could do this, and it kind of freaked people out. Occasionally I do it by accident.

There's nowhere I can't reach.