Unusual pet habits

My iguana used to have some pretty unusual quirks... he was color-sensitive to a fault: you could really only wear shades of orange, red or yellow around him or he would flip out. White would provoke an attack. Black (when he was younger) would scare him, probably because of a predator association or something. He also was very fond of watching Matlock (yes, the TV show), and before you say I'm crazy, he would come in from sunbathing *like clockwork* at the time Matlock came on each day. And when the time changed -- and therefore the schedule on TV -- he would adjust himself to come in at the correct time . He would also chase my mom around the pool when he was in a breeding rut, and sometimes me as well. Damned male animals.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

One of my current cats (a flame-point siamese that adopted us, on the left in the picture), is a fixed male cat that for whatever reason humps legs. It's rather disturbing. Since he also is declawed, he goes and finds our other Siamese who is not declawed and 'asks' him to open the screen door when he wants outside.

They're conniving Siamese cats, like Lady and the Tramp. Except they're the more unusual pointed breeds .


There's nowhere I can't reach.