Eight glasses a day? Go fuck yourself doctor.

I know many people who think that Fiji brand water tastes noticably better than other bottled waters, so you're not alone on that.

I always drink bottled water, since my mother's been buying distilled Arrowhead water in the big 2.5 gallon things ever since I was five years old. Now I really don't drink a lot of water (I really should, though), but the best kind I have ever tasted is Trinity Geothermal water. Seriously, I've never had water taste. Period. And this water actually tastes better when it's room temperature, which is a shocker to me because I like cold water. You should really try to find some of this and try it to know what I mean.

Jam it back in, in the dark.