I like girls.

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

That's awesome. It cool when there is someone you have known for a little while, and you think, meh... she's okay.... then one day, she knocks you off your feet!

I try to do that, since my normal everyday attire consists entirely of t-shirts (witty though they may be...) and jeans. Then I have a concert and suddenly I have to dress wa~ay up.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

I will agree with blue and Devo: the female form is more attractive to the male form. I've said it to many guy friends, and especially to a friend of mine [male] who was modeling nude while I had to draw him. I resented the fact that, since we had my friend for a model, we didn't get to draw any girls the entire semester, as I would much rather have a bunch of charcoal nude females than males.

Most men seem to agree with me.

I think Seinfeld sums it up:

Originally Posted by Elaine/Season 9/The Apology

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Dubble

I was in a wedding a few weeks ago where the bridesmaids were all in bright blue and chocolate brown. They looked like blueberries wrapped in shit. Pretty girls should not look like blueberries wrapped in shit.

Because wedding 'fashion' today is shit. Sorry, but I've been to a helluva lot of weddings (quartet musician...), and there might have been one occasion where the bridesmaids had decent dresses. As blue said, it's really hard to pick a color and style to fit everybody -- but it would be 50x easier to do that if every.single.dress wasn't fucking strapless. I swear, the number of bridesmaid dresses and wedding dresses I've seen with straps is like, zero. And there's always the bride's two requisite 'fat friends' that simply don't look good in a strapless gown. Or some girls just don't fill out the front of the dress, so it's all gappy and ugly.

Of course, I want to have a late Fall wedding (whenever that comes). To hell with all this summer wedding shit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.