Do you have a criminal record?

come on... let's see the hardened criminals posting here...

Me, you ask? Two counts of assisted suicide (both felonies in the state of California). These took place in 1994... I had a girlfriend who was deemed by her doctors as terminal with kidney failure and severe diabetes. Me being a strong supporter of euthanasia became a pawn in a game...
I did not physically assist my girlfriend... I supervised as she was to OD on a mixture of insulin. When she was unconcious I cleaned up and left. But for some reason her family hated me and was keeping tabs on me. Soon after I had left they went over to her place and found her unconcious. 911 was dialed... and even though she never said anything, her family said everything.

Original charge? One count of attempted murder. After a plea bargain with the DA who didn't have a case but was going to drag out the proceedings for as long as he could tossed out the offer of two counts of assisted suicide with time served (I had already spent something like six months in county jail). I hopped at the opportunity to get the fuck out of there... I had gained enough notoriety in the system that I was moved to single-man units for fear that inmates would come to me looking to off themselves.

In the end... time served... two years on probation (supposed to be five but released early for good behaviour)... and that's it aside from interesting stories when having to explain why I have two felonies to potential employers. Even local police who stop me are shocked about the assisted suicide thing. They never knew it was a penal code...

Jam it back in, in the dark.