The One Shot Joke Thread.

Originally Posted by Krelian

What do you call a chav in a cardboard box?

Init.

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant.




Please let me not be the only person who gets these.

Brilliant!

What do you do if you run over a chav?

Reverse, just to make sure.

How does a chav switch the light off after sex?

Closes the car door.


And one my friend who specialises in bad jokes told me:

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut?

Eclipse it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Divest

I was disappointed when I find out what a chav was. It's basically just a poor person? That doesn't make it funny at all because it could be anybody. If it were a racist joke, however...

You should look at this: http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm
They're more like watered-down skinheads than anything else. Also, you can have rich chavs (look up Colleen McLoughlin). Think the physical equivalent of a n00b who's on a trolling spree.

What do you call a chav in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
George Washington.
George Washington who?
Don't you know me?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Harry Truman.
Harry Truman who?
Was George Washington just here?

</mashripoff>

EDIT: God I hate the damn joke-a-day calendar >.>

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lucretia.
Lucretia who?
Lucretia from the Black Lagoon.

How ya doing, buddy?