The news!

I don't buy any newspapers. When I was having my fling with the printed media word I'd pick up the Guardian every now and then but asides from anything else they have a website, so why waste the paper?

Part of the reason I decided not to hook up my TV to a digibox/aerial was so I wasn't shitstormed with a flood of self-fulfilling news horror stories. So I'm one of the old people who doesn't watch the 24 hour news network.

As for local news. Well. The only useful thing in there is the classifieds; everything else is a "will they-won't they" pull-push of horrible buildings they're thinking of wasting our money on or how the despicable junkie whores who live in "depraved" areas are being rigorously shown discrimination by the police. I live an a twatty middle-class town. Hooray.

Excuse me if I'm being ignorant, the Metro Radez mentioned? Does that relate in any way to the British Metro? Free'un spread liberally over spare seats on the train.

Jam it back in, in the dark.