are you disappointed by longtime friends or family members

I can't really think of anything; my friends have the same views as myself politically and religiously. I can't say the same for my parents though. My mother refuses to tell me which party she backs, but at least she's very outspoken about the wankers in the BNP. Both my parents believe in god but I'm not so obtuse that I'd have a go at them for it, if that's what they choose to believe it's up to them and I have no right to try and change that. Besides, they don't believe in organised religion and they've never forced their beliefs on me or my brothers.

I've known friends of friends who clashed with me. One of them in particular was a lecherous racist, and I've never so despised someone in my life before. I hate political correctness gone mad as much as the next person but this guy was genuinely being offensive. I didn't have the guts to stand up to him though; I just moved my drinking to another room and refused to talk to him all night.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Come to think of it I once met a guy at a party who was convinced of the lizardmen conspiracy. You just can't fight against a belief like that; he might've snapped my neck and claimed I'd shown him my "true form".

There's nowhere I can't reach.