Your Best and Worst Concoctions

See I'm not sure I can use the catagories for what I had in mind first because it's one of those things that is amazing when you're drunk but just doesn't work any other time. Whiskey with a beer mixer. I had this cheap as shit whiskey and I'd ran out of mixers. I wasn't about to drink that paint stripper straight and all the shops were closed what with it being about 5am so I searched the house and the garage for something suitable when I came across a case of beer belonging to my brother and just thought "sod it". I was raving about it the next day and all my friends thought I was nuts. Trying it sober I was a bit meh about it, but I'd do it under the influence.

Best
I destroy my food with condiments and one that always gets my mother is having some of her onion gravy with balsamic vinegar and salad cream. Goes surprisingly well~

Worst
I have really strange ideas about food so I'm not sure what I thought would be good about this one. I took Cupa Soup granuals, put them in a ramekin and smothered them with balsamic vinegar and mayo. Really was quite a shite idea.

Unexpected
That was this weekend when we bought chili tuna sandwiches. I really didn't expect it to work as well as it did, and was quite dubious about it but my best mate was well too excited by the idea so we got them. Fuck tuna and sweetcorn or whatever it is people do to their tuna these days, that chili tuna was the best sandwich I've ever had.

How ya doing, buddy?