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Masturbation. Don't act like you don't do it too.
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On the job? I smell challenge afoot...
It depends on what kind of bored I am. If I'm restless then I tend to pace, make paper aeroplanes or hats out of receipts (no fancy origami, no skill), doodle or write out song lyrics, or a more recent habit I've picked up is whistling the same note over and over in rapid succession. If I'm lethargic and bored then I'm perfectly happy to make up elaborate fantasies about escaping to Cuba and becoming a drug baron and the likes.
Jam it back in, in the dark.